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« on: July 10, 2008, 12:38:15 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucPDTyPM4g8

I can't stand this kid, he clearly has no idea what a good game is. Yeah I know he's young but he shouldn't be trashing the classics like this and this isn't his only review 0_0
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« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2008, 04:49:23 pm »

He's trying to be funny, just ignore it, because all people are doing is boosting his confidence with massive amounts of comments and views.
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« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2008, 05:28:09 pm »

Another "angry" reviewer?  Geeze, we don't need any more. Most of them aren't funny, and reviewers usually make themselves look really foolish.... Obviously this kid is no exception.  He's trying too hard to get a laugh, and it's making his reviews painful to watch.  He should calm down and give actual opinions on the game.  His review would be much better if he did.

I just watched his Mortal Kombat review.  At the main menu he says, "Look, I'm pushing the A button, and it's not working!" while the screen flashes "PRESS START!" 

I'm guessing these games are his older sibling's.  He probably just stumbled upon them and doesn't understand classic gaming.
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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2008, 07:02:41 pm »

Another "angry" reviewer?  Geeze, we don't need any more. Most of them aren't funny, and reviewers usually make themselves look really foolish.... Obviously this kid is no exception.  He's trying too hard to get a laugh, and it's making his reviews painful to watch.  He should calm down and give actual opinions on the game.  His review would be much better if he did.

I just watched his Mortal Kombat review.  At the main menu he says, "Look, I'm pushing the A button, and it's not working!" while the screen flashes "PRESS START!" 

I'm guessing these games are his older sibling's.  He probably just stumbled upon them and doesn't understand classic gaming.

Hippo, it doesn't sound like you understand what it means to be a modern game reviewer! 

  It requires no actual commenting on the pro's and the cons's of the game.
You're just supposed to throw a dart at a board with #'s, Stars, or other gauges, and then fill the rest of the review in with either fan service, or loads of expletives! 

Then wait for the check to arrive in the mail, or for corporate ninjas to come and beat you up. 
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« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2008, 04:24:54 pm »

Another "angry" reviewer?  Geeze, we don't need any more. Most of them aren't funny, and reviewers usually make themselves look really foolish.... Obviously this kid is no exception.  He's trying too hard to get a laugh, and it's making his reviews painful to watch.  He should calm down and give actual opinions on the game.  His review would be much better if he did.

I just watched his Mortal Kombat review.  At the main menu he says, "Look, I'm pushing the A button, and it's not working!" while the screen flashes "PRESS START!" 

I'm guessing these games are his older sibling's.  He probably just stumbled upon them and doesn't understand classic gaming.

Hippo, it doesn't sound like you understand what it means to be a modern game reviewer! 

  It requires no actual commenting on the pro's and the cons's of the game.
You're just supposed to throw a dart at a board with #'s, Stars, or other gauges, and then fill the rest of the review in with either fan service, or loads of expletives

Then wait for the check to arrive in the mail, or for corporate ninjas to come and beat you up. 

For a split second I thought you'd said explosives!  XD  Then I was thinking you were describing action movies more then game reviews. 
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