Some random person on an old network I used to attend (and recently started attending again) said that to me when I mentioned pokemon.
[11:05] <Sunblade> hen: we should battaw sometime. i'd win.
The next day I sign back on and like an hour later he signs on.
[10:08] * Sunblade wnats a battaw. is hen on?
[10:10] <Hen> Sure I can battle.. gots to get my team together though
We both start the game with Salamences. Mine is a specsmence. He switches to his dusknoir that takes the brunt of my draco meteor, taking out 75% of it's hp. I draco meteor again and it kills it. He brings in his Metagross, I switch to Gallade. Gallade takes an earthquake knocking him down about 2/3rds? I cross chop, knocking him down to 1/4 hp left. He earthquakes again, ko'ing gallade. I switch in swampert, he uses explosion ko'ing us both. I bring in porygon-z against his starmie and use tri-attack anticipating a switch. He leaves starmie in, who dies with a ohko. Next he brings in togekiss. I switch to electivire. Electivire takes 'kiss's thunderwave for a speed boost. I select cross-chop but he's switched to his own electivire. It takes it down to about 1/3rd hp. I select earthquake but he switches back to togekiss, who is not affected by it of course. He switched to salamence, I brought in porygon-z. scarfed pory ohko'd him with an ice beam. He then switched back in his electivire, which I ice beamed and ko'd. Next is togekiss. His last pokemon. I use ice beam again, and it takes away 2/3rds of its life and freezes it. I ice beam again and the game is over!
Then in the chat room:
[10:33] <Sunblade> hen, i need a remtach. lemme switch my team.
[10:34] <Hen> This was said yesterday: [11:05] <Sunblade> hen: we should battaw sometime. i'd win.
[10:34] <Sunblade> hen has skills, and i'm in my holier-than-thou complex.
putemup wootWOOT!
