I got permission from Hen for this.
I'll give two pokemon, of your choice, from this list to the winner. IV's are listed in order of HP/ATK/DEF/SPATK/SPDEF/SPEED
Note that they are all amazing and most have egg moves as well as the best nature for them. Click the link to see the list.
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1011519&postcount=2-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Now on to the contest! Okay, my friends and I were joking around in my class one day about "male stripper music". You know, that...well...presumably horrible music that has some guy with a greased six pack gyrating in front of you. I've never been myself, but the music is quite stereotypical. For example, Bon Jovi remixes are prevalent (and my female friends agree).
Here's the male stripper music you have to beat for both stereotypicalness and comedy:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=j10MMEv9liYNote that it's almost flawless in making you imagine a guy in a banana hammack jockin' all over a stage. Find me better or comparable stipper music, meeting the criteria, and you'll win!
Rules/criteria:
-I'm the judge.
-It should be a remix from a crappy generic rock band, such as Bon Jovi, nickelback or Linkin Park.
-No extended club crap with unrecognizable anything but vocals.
-It must be hilarious for either a gay or straight male stripper.
-Contest closes in one week (so next wednesday)
-Hen can't participate since she gets all my stuff free anyways
-Must be an UNPUBLISHED remix, so none of that Jay-z + linkin park crap
-must be something you can just link to, since I won't be downloading anything.
Here's another sample, incase you don't get the kind of hilarity I'm looking for:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=j10MMEv9liYSome bands you should maybe try to look for remixes of, to start you off on the right foot:
-Nickelback
-ACDC
-Metallica
-linkin park
-Spice Girls
-Britney spears (mostly the older stuff, I can't imagine her new stuff being more electronically whored)
PLEASE NOTE THAT I DO NOT ENJOY THIS MUSIC BEYOND THE COMEDY THAT IT BRINGS. Hahaha.
